A list of things about me that evidently impresses people:

1. Purely by coincidence, I own a pair of shoes and pants that are exactly the same shade of green.
2. I remember to put clear packing tape over the address when mailing a package.
3. I am observant enough to notice when the person sitting next to me on an airplane leaves something behind on their seat.
4. I have the ability to perform repetitive tasks for long stretches of time.
5. I include the specific type of jelly I want when ordering a peanut butter and jelly bagel at Einstein’s.
6. I can apply eyeshadow with my fingers.