Thursday, January 03, 2008

Calling all Iowans!!!!!

Just when you thought that the Presidential couldn't get any crazier (i.e. Ron Paul, Mike Gravel, Dennis Kucinich, etc.)....

It has just come to my attention that Bill Bolton is now running for President.
Notice that his platform has now been modified to "Encourage responsible abortions" (when previously he had just proposed "Encouraging abortions"). That, plus his promises to provide "2nd class healthcare for Americans" puts him in a completely different class of crazy from even Ron Paul. Other highlights from his platform:

Protect Iraq Baath Party
Allow prisoners to vote
Cease the Global War on Drugs
Build an industrial reservation in Mexico

Despite having lost in the Marietta, Ga mayoral election twice Bill's not going to be held back.
I can't help but wonder if there will be even a single caucus-goer supporting him tonight in Iowa.
Happy Iowa Caucus Day!!

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